Sunday, November 21, 2010

Big Shout-Out to Jesus!

Welcome to Pretty & Putrid!  Your guide to beauty during the Zombie Apocalypse.  One may argue that in a world of Zombie Apocalypse Preparedness knowing how to survive is key, but I say NAY!  Not only shall we prevail, we shall be hot!  We shall be sexy!  But most importantly, we shall be deadly!

Sure half of you will be bait, but if it makes you feel better, keep reading.  We both know you should go pick up a bottle of brain marinade and get yourself extra tasty, but I'll humor you.  You know who you are...  For the rest, we will provide tips for not only surviving but looking 007-good while doing it.  Beginning November 26th, you will get a different  weekly tip to keep you at your best, even in the toughest of times.  And as a bonus, we will even give you tips to survive!  It's simply smashing!  Really, what good does it do to look good if no one sees you?

Whether brought on by biological warfare, mad scientists, a mutation of the common cold or even some good old fashion voodoo, Zombies are always a possibility.  Jesus taught us this when he brought Lazarus back from the dead.   "Just a taste!" he said.  "This just happened!" he said.  "Watch out!  Next I'll make them hunger for brains!"  But Jesus was a very busy man.  Much to do...

With the ever impending threat of the undead, you better be ready.  But we don't want you to worry.  We're here to help.


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