What's the one thing Mom's want more than anything else? Time away from her family! And don't forget everybody else. Nothing is more irritating than finally getting 5 minutes alone just to have it interrupted by a home-siding repair salesman or "bait" for short. It makes me so stabby! Best prevention:
|Necro Mortosis is already here...|
These signs are available at the Zombie World News store. They are just like real street signs and made of aluminium. Anyone approaching your property will immediately be deterred by these professionally disturbing signs. They will think that either there really was an outbreak or you are batshit crazy! Even if you are just wishing for an outbreak and don't want to scare the neighbors, these are awesome party decorations. There are two styles to choose from; depending on how hostile your mum is feeling. Best to skip this house in favor of a less threatening home...
|Since posting this in our yard, I have had less Jehovah Witness's for dinner but more time to myself.|
|"Peek-a-boo! I eat you!"|
|One of these little spermies is gonna be my bay-bay!|
|they just want to love you forever and ever... and eat your brains!|
Since this is Pretty & Putrid, I feel it is important to stress to mum that she is the most beautiful zombie slayer in the whole wide world and that you would do ANYTHING to keep her from joining the putrid masses. Perhaps a gift basket from Zombie Elite would make the perfect gift!
Zombie Elite is a fabulous line of skin care designed with the zombie slayer in mind. Most survival teams don't include a skin care expert... but they should! Created by a survivalists, with the intention of using natural, scavenged ingredients before and after the apocalypse.
The best part is that Zombie Elite has put together the perfect giftbasket for your sweet dearest mum. All you have to do is order by May 9th to get it in time. Get your Survival Butter and Apocalyptic Lips Sugar Scrub and prove your plans to protect your mom and her beauty.
|little known fact... I was in Night of the Living Dead.|
|woo mom and give her a "shot to the head!"|
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