I bet Zombie blood smells heavily of failure and broken dreams. Not something you really want lingering on you as the world ends. Permeating your clothes with it's unliving stank. Forcing you to check your pits every time you're left alone. Unless Tide is still driving that portable disaster relief truck around, anything you get on your clothes will most likely remain there.
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| Boogers. Another hidden threat to your nose. |
Allow me to recommend a certified not-real Pretty & Putrid, grade-A splatter resistant poncho! For all your undead muck and gut needs! This handy, dandy plastic garb is clear to show off your finest ensemble while keeping unwanted grossness from turning you into a walking PETA protest. It also makes every outfit practical. Add a belt for a form fitting enhancement. With the P&P Poncho you will always look your best. Unless your ugly. Then you would just be an ugly in a rain poncho.
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Whoomp! There it is!
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| Wamp-waaaah...At least her clothes will stay dry!... oh... nevermind |
I hope that image made you spit out your latte. That "Venti 1 pump caramel, 1 pump white mocha, 2 scoops vanilla bean powder, extra ice frappuccino with 2 shots poured over the top (affogato style) with caramel drizzle under and on top of the whipped cream, double cupped" drink will be a forgotten luxury during the ZomPoc! Enjoy and as always stay pretty and prepare!
Hi was looking for an email but couldn't find one so I thought I'd contact you here!
ReplyDeleteI am from new a platform that is about to go live. We are launching with our
Chaos season featuring George Romero titles, American Werewolf in London, Battle Royale and Death Note.
The concept is that we are showing people what we think are the
seminal films that look at what happens when everything you know about
the world falls apart. Everything on our platform is free to watch and legally licensed.
I was wondering if you would like to feature any of the content we have
licensed on your site? People can then watch these shows or films on
your site without going anywhere else. It is a good way for you to legally show
top quality content that is perfect for your audience without
having to pay the expensive costs to licence
these Films and TV shows. If you are interested let us know because it is easy for us to give you
the code that you can use on your site.
On another note, I was also wondering if you would be
interested in writing a guest editorial for the channel?
Let me know what you think; if you would like to take a look at the
channel before it goes live and look at the content that we are going to
show then please let me know and I will provide you with access to the
private version before it goes live. Please do get in touch, my
email is stephen.dorman@streamuniverse.tv
Hope all is good with your team,
Best regards,
Stephen.